Intellectual Hierarchy, as measured by news source

By Bett Correa

01-02-2008

Level Zero

Those who don’t care about what’s going on in the news

Level Jedan

Those who read the tabloid covers in the checkout line

Level Dos

Those who listen to ‘Stuff you should know’ on 97x with Fisher and Boy

Level Drei

Those who watch the news on the Daily Show

Level Fire

Those who read the news on the web

Level Cinq

Those who watch the evening news

Level Sechs

Those who watch the news on CNBC/FOX News/CNN

Level Zeven

Those who listen to the news on an all news radio station

Level Otto

Those who listen/watch to NPR/BBC/PBS

Level Dziewiec

Those who read the newspaper

Level Zece

Those who read the Economist and what else???